Hi there my name is Shay and I'm awkward and shy and I'm not very social but I like animals a lot especially cats. Cats are my favourite.

I also love this lovely lady a lot. She's kawaii and we are Girlfrands.

Also i write a lot of dumb headcanons for the series Baccano! If you've read the novels tell me to read them because i'm to lazy to even though i hear they're great.

 

terrifi8itch:

sassyspiderbitch:

Can we please just take a moment to appreciate Pester Some Chums’ panelist Aradia?

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN?

terrifi8itch:

sassyspiderbitch:

Can we please just take a moment to appreciate Pester Some Chums’ panelist Aradia?

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN?

purplenurples3j:

tumbrloslav:

thesecretmichan:

ihavethisblog:


amberleighjoy:

Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve. 
So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food


I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.


#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat


that’s sweet in a morbid kind of way. 

purplenurples3j:

tumbrloslav:

thesecretmichan:

ihavethisblog:

amberleighjoy:


Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve. 

So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food

I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.

#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

that’s sweet in a morbid kind of way. 

faeiouck:

shady-bacon:

faeiouck:

“all slytherins are evil”

“all gryffindors are good guys”

“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”

“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”

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Name one evil Gryffindor. One.

peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME

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