|—||My Grandmother, upon listening to Welcome to Night Vale (via owlmylove)|
I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.
i think about this almost everyday.
I laughed so hard
…I love this. So. Much. Yes tell me more about Hyena Gang
I love good humanizations.
“You fool. No man can kill me.”
How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?
Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy
Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.
so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic
Tolkien: Fanfic AU Master
Here are 10 photos (out of 22) from my series Racial Microaggressions. I have asked my friends on the Fordham University Lincoln Center campus to write down an instance of racial microaggression they have faced on a poster for me to take a picture of them.
i bet being a frog takes a lot of kermitment
You think this is a fucking game
'Frozen is Disney's first movie about sisters!'
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
NO DON’T APOLOGIZE OH MAN I NEARLY FORGOT AS WELL. THIS MARKS AN OFFICIAL TWO YEARS, BABE
TWO YEARS OH MAN I’M GUNNA TRY AND GET YOU A GIFT TO GO ALONG WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT AND SEND IT TO YOU
btw what do you want for christmas????
the greatest plot twist in history of manga
awwwwwwwwwwwww my fuckin heart exposed